I hate Valentines Day, as does anybody who doesn't have a significant other. Yet, it was on this auspicious holiday that I would receive a glimpse of wit. I made three versions, one rather innocent and two rather grim. I love them! To all of you Happy Valentines Day (belated).
"I got you the biggest Valentine I could find!"
"I just couldn't figure out how to mail it. Happy Valentines Day!"
"You gave me your heart for Valentines Day!"
"Oh! I wasn't supposed to eat it? Happy Valentines Day!"
"I'm giving you my heart for Valentines Day!"
"I didn't really think this through... Happy Valentines Day!"